I want to get across that bisexuality isn’t just a transitional state from being straight to gay, or that, you know, you just help out when the homosexuals are all busy.

Alan Cumming on NPR

I just laughed so hard at this that I felt like I needed to record it somewhere. (via lizdexia)


my boyfriend and i were watching miss congeniality today bc he’d never seen it

and when they start talking about how the pageant is held at the alamo and one agent says something about ‘i forgot it’ he smiles and pipes up ‘i get that!’

(he’s from south africa/raised by south african parents so his knowledge of american culture and history is pretty limited)

and i high-fived him like hell yeah nice job, ya cutie

and then he goes ‘i don’t know what the alamo is though… i just know that i’m supposed to remember it.’

tagged: #what a dork  #too cute  #g 

i will have u all know that while on my way to the grocery store i saw a dog

did i drive by?

no. i pulled my car to the curb, turned the engine off, and got out all to be able to pet a dog

worth it

XAVIER DOLAN Filmography [2009-2014]

deforest:

the problem with someone like Zachary Scott totally not even being committed to anybody’s memory is that when i am on my deathbed and my loyal butler Ambrose is placing gold-framed portraits of my favorite men all around me i’ll have to hoarsely whisper “you forgot Zachary Scott” and he’ll be like “who” and i’ll be like “Zachary Scott” and he’ll be like “what was he in” and i’ll be like “for gods sake we just watched Flamingo Road last night” and he’ll be like “was he the one with the—” and i’ll be like “no that was David Brian” and he’ll be like “ohhh” and i’ll be like “no he was the one who sustained all of these very dark very heavy very daunting leading role complexities within the limitations of a thankless secondary role and also he was a babe” and he’ll be like “i still dont—”

and then i’ll DIE because i will spend so much fucking time explaining who Zachary Scott is that i will have literally succumbed to the infinity of death before i’m able to remind anybody who he is 

tagged: #agreed  #deforest 

lowbudgetaudrey2:

If your schools production of Beauty and the Beast didn’t net as much as you had hoped for, you can always “refurbish” your Mrs. Potts costume into a beautiful vaginal Audrey 2.

tagged: #fUCK 

the-chubby-nerd:

head-in-my-heart1129:

The Art of Organization…

"The Art of Clean UP": El arts de ordenar

This photoset made me so happy you have no idea